I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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