I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
