thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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