Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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