Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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