it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Still dying that you shit outside
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Panties = found
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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