Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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