Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize