what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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