...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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