This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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