Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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