dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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