Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
