Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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