No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
