Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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