yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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