My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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