I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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