Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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