I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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