yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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