69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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