I could have mohawked her pubes.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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