I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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