But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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