I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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