I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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