This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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