so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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