Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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