If i come over, it means nothing
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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