this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
tell me about the fingering
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