I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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