do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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