Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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