But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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