For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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