question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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