I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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