Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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