i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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