i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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