Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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