There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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