You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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