Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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