Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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