she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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