She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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You. Win. At. Life.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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