I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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