The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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