so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
do herpes really smell.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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