Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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