what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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