Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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